To: The Dallas Morning News
Date:  March 15, 2005
Subject: Columnist didn't like Jose Canseco's book and behavior
Result: not printed

Dear Editor,

In a recent column by Jacquielynn Floyd, she took an unfavorable view of Jose Canseco's book, where he said that when some baseball players get in a slump, they go find an unattractive woman to have sex with, in the hope that this might restore their winning ways.

All I can say is, if some beautiful woman ever wants to try out that same strategy with an ugly guy, I'm available.

Thank you, John Vehon